Note to Self

If you are attempting to train your spoiled rotten Brussels Griffon to sit calmly and patiently in his crate while you spending countless hours in The Enchanted Garden planting, you might want to heed my advice. Make sure that the nozzle on the hose is NOT aimed directly at his cage when you turn it on. Better yet, make sure it isn't set to POWER WASH mode!

"I an NOT impressed."
"And, I'm giving you the cold shoulder. Bad Mommy!"