"Yes, I am a wee fellow...."
"Either that or this fellow has massive hands...."
"Looks like you are in the middle of painting. Sadly, it looks as though you have a long way to go."
"Well Hello, Hairy Creature!"
"Has anyone ever told you that you look like an EWOK? If they haven't, they should. What is that you say? I have warts? Well, better that than to have a face that looks as though you ran into the back of a parked car!"
"Relax, smelly one. No need to be afraid, my friend with the face only a mother could love. I come in peace. How about a little kiss. One of us is bound to turn into a prince."
To which Ernie replies, "Sadly for you. I do not."
Mr. Frog says...."I'm outta here. Later BEEYATCH!"
i think you should take up writing. i was so in stitches. beautiful day today and as beaudoin would say " a harley day" i say " a peugeot day". i have been trying to figure out what Ernie looks like and you are right an Ewok.
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Completely Priceless! (I want to just grab that little dog and hug the snot out of him!)
ReplyDeleteSo now Ernie Likes Cows AND magical toad princes?
(my fave part: Sadly the painting has a long way to go... at least from the perspective of a very small toad)